If life's a beach, bury me in a sandcastle
I AM A GLORIFIED TOASTER OVEN
Feel it all Use your voice

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

(via penissauce)

an open letter to yahoo

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

(via penissauce)

danalmostcaughtonfire:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

(Source: blackwaxx, via penissauce)

twerkwithnarry:

I WAS ON TWITTER AND SAW THIS VINE IM NOT SURE WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD

dvniela:

If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”

My very first ringtone

(via astudyincomplacency)