May 2013
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
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danalmostcaughtonfire:
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE
twerkwithnarry:
I WAS ON TWITTER AND SAW THIS VINE IM NOT SURE WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD
nardvvuar:
dont even talk to me if youre a pretty boy i dont wanna hear it
peclro:
a Christian pizza parlor named Jesus Crust
Cheesus Crust
April 2013
I am a glorified toaster oven
idrownideas:
no one will make you feel like that again
unless “that” is “like an object” because I AM NOT A WOMAN OR A HUMAN I AM AN OBJECT
IS SOMETHING REALLY BETTER THAN NOTHING?!
please discuss
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hello 911 yes there has been a critical vagina shaving accident there is blood everywhere help
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